2 is a magic number...

This being the first post you might expect me to use the number one in the title, but the number two seems much more fitting given the story to follow.

Elly is two days short of 6 weeks old today. We dropped here off at grandma's this morning and the wife and I did the work thing. After work we picked up Elly from Grandma's and came home, which is where the fun begins.

Elly is in the middle of transitioning to formula with a little rice cereal mixed in. The process has made for some grumpy moments and some unpredictable diaper changes. She is only having a bowel movement about once every couple of days. There is plenty of noise coming from her southern regions, but actually getting results has proven to be quite the "crap shoot."

After dinner I was holding Elly on my chest for a little daddy daughter time, when suddenly, my sweatshirt seemed a little warmer in a certain spot... After I got out of the soiled hoodie I took Elly upstairs for a pit stop and crap if I didn't roll snake-eyes again! The wife was starting Elly a bath, so by process of elimination, I got door number two, change the baby... Well as you might have guessed by now I happened to get the lucky diaper that carried the ONE mess she makes every two days. We made it through the pit stop with the speed of a 6 week vet, and managed to make it down for bath time without incident.

The Cutest Pink Monkey Princess Towel of All Time

With bath time over, I stepped in to help with the drying off process, seeing as the wife hasn't grown that third arm yet. As I'm holding Elly, in the cutest pink monkey princess towel of all time, the wife decides to grab a quick snap shot. Elly smiles for the camera, which is such an exciting occurrence,  I promptly ignore the fact that she peed. Everywhere. Through the cutest pink monkey princess towel of all time, down may shirt, all the way down the legs of my loose fitting sweatpants to my toes. Only then did I realize what happened... For the second time in a two hour period.

Two truly is a magic number.